When the large language model-based chatbot ChatGPT came out last November, I (like many others) immediately used it to make pages upon pages of stupid stories. This is one of them.
The plot of this story is mine; the words are ChatGPT’s. To demonstrate what the bot was capable of on its own, I tried to minimize editing—the majority of the 20 chapters, including chapter 13, were copied verbatim from ChatGPT’s output. Of the ones that did require editing, no more than one or two sentences were altered, with the exception of chapters 11 and 20, which were pasted together from two separate attempts.
It was quite challenging to craft a comedic tale that played nicely with the chatbot’s robotic tone. In the end, I decided to throw the characters into increasingly ridiculous situations, and let the humour come from the bot’s markedly deadpan delivery. I hope you enjoy the results!
“You want me to grant you super speed, super strength, infinite knowledge, the ability to create portals to other worlds, and…an unlimited supply of SpaghettiOs? All at once?” the genie asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Yes, please,” Jasmine said, grinning from ear to ear. “I mean, I’m happy to have all the other powers too, but the SpaghettiOs are really what I’m most excited about. They’re my absolute favorite food. I could eat them every day and never get sick of them.”
“I’m sorry, Princess, but I can only grant three wishes. No matter how big or small,” the genie explained.
Jasmine’s face fell, but she quickly recovered. “Well, in that case, I have a plan. For my first wish, I’d like a pencil. And for my second wish, I’d like a long scroll,” she said.
“A pencil and a scroll? That’s it?” the genie asked, surprised.
“Yes, just those two things. Trust me, I have a plan,” Jasmine replied with a wink.
The genie shrugged and granted her wishes, producing a pencil and a long scroll out of thin air.
Jasmine eagerly grabbed the pencil and began writing all of her wishes on the scroll. She included everything she had originally requested, including the unlimited supply of SpaghettiOs. She couldn’t wait to have all the SpaghettiOs she could possibly eat!
When she was finished, she turned to the genie and held up the scroll. “And for my third and final wish, I wish for everything on this scroll to come true,” she said.
The genie laughed and shook his head. “That’s not possible, Princess. You can’t just wish for everything on a scroll to come true. That’s not how it works,” he said.
But to his surprise, the scroll began to glow and shimmer, and all of the wishes listed on it came true. Jasmine gasped in delight as she felt herself gaining infinite knowledge and the ability to create portals to other worlds. She felt a surge of super strength and super speed, and an endless supply of SpaghettiOs appeared before her.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” Jasmine exclaimed, hugging the genie tightly. “I can’t wait to dig into these SpaghettiOs! I’ve never been able to eat as many as I want before.”
“I’m glad I could help,” the genie said with a smile. “But remember, these powers come with great responsibility. Use them wisely.”
“I will,” Jasmine promised, already planning all of the amazing things she would do with her new abilities. And of course, she would never forget to take time out to enjoy her endless supply of SpaghettiOs.
Queen Elsa was sitting in her throne room, feeling a deep sense of restlessness. She had been ruling over Arendelle for a few years now, and while she loved helping her people and making sure everything ran smoothly, she felt like there was something missing. She had always been fascinated by the practical applications of her ice powers, and she had been thinking a lot lately about how she could use them to create something truly extraordinary.
As she sat there, lost in thought, her sister Anna walked into the room. “Hey Elsa, what’s on your mind?” she asked.
Elsa sighed heavily. “I had this strange dream last night, Anna. I was in my workshop, and I heard a voice calling to me. It was a refrigerator, and it was telling me that I could use my powers to create something amazing.”
Anna raised an eyebrow. “A refrigerator? That’s definitely strange. What do you think it means?”
Elsa thought for a moment. “I’m not sure, but I feel like it’s a sign. I’ve always been fascinated by refrigerators and how they affect our daily lives. And with my ice powers, I feel like I could create something truly revolutionary in this field.”
Anna grinned. “That’s a brilliant idea, Elsa! I can’t wait to see what you come up with.”
Determined to make her vision a reality, Elsa set to work. She spent countless hours in her workshop, experimenting with different materials and designs, trying to come up with the perfect way to harness her ice powers for refrigerators. After much trial and error, she finally hit upon a prototype for a new kind of refrigerator. It was sleek and efficient, using a combination of ice and advanced technology to keep things cold and fresh.
Excited to show her sister her creation, Elsa invited Anna to come and see the prototype in action. Anna was amazed by the unit’s performance, and she immediately saw the potential for such a product on the market.
“Elsa, this is amazing! You have to bring this to market. I’m sure it will be a huge success,” Anna exclaimed.
And so, with Anna’s encouragement and support, Elsa made the decision to start a refrigerator company. She called it “Frosty Fresh,” and the name quickly caught on with the people of Arendelle. The company quickly gained a reputation for producing top-quality refrigerators that were reliable, energy-efficient, and environmentally friendly.
As the company grew, Elsa found herself enjoying the challenges and rewards of entrepreneurship. She loved coming up with new ideas and seeing them come to fruition, and she was proud to be creating something that was making a real difference in the world. And every time she looked at one of her refrigerators, she couldn’t help but smile, knowing that it was all thanks to a strange dream and the incredible power of her ice.
3: Snow White3
As Snow White gazed out at the rows of glowing computer screens, a fire burned in her eyes. She had always been fascinated by the world of cryptocurrency, and she was determined to make a name for herself in the world of bitcoin mining.
“My dearest dwarves,” she declared, her voice filled with conviction. “We are on the brink of greatness. With your help, I know we can mine more bitcoin than anyone in the land. Together, we will become the greatest bitcoin miners the world has ever seen!”
The dwarves looked at Snow White with adoration in their eyes. They knew that she was a woman of vision, and they were more than happy to follow her into the unknown.
“We’ll work day and night, Snow White,” Grumpy declared, his face set in determination. “We won’t rest until we’ve mined every last bitcoin in the world!”
And so, with Snow White leading the charge, the team set to work. They mined bitcoin with a fierce determination, their fingers flying across the keyboard as they solved complex mathematical equations.
As the bitcoins started rolling in, Snow White’s operation began to thrive. She became a well-respected figure in the bitcoin community, known for her shrewd business sense and her ability to spot the next big thing.
But Snow White wasn’t content to just sit back and watch the bitcoins pour in. She was always looking for ways to innovate and push the boundaries of what was possible. She experimented with new mining techniques and invested in the latest hardware, always striving to stay ahead of the competition.
And as time went on, Snow White’s mining operation continued to flourish. She had turned a small cottage in the forest into a bitcoin powerhouse, and she had the Seven Dwarves to thank for it. Together, she and the Seven Dwarves had created a thriving business that was changing the face of the cryptocurrency world.
Princess Belle sat on a bench in the castle gardens, her book of fairy tales open in front of her. She had always loved reading stories of knights in shining armor, princesses in towers, and happily ever afters. But as she turned the pages, something dawned on her.
“Adam, come here,” she called to the prince, who was practicing his swordplay nearby.
He strode over, sweat glistening on his forehead. “What is it, Belle?”
“I just realized something,” she said, her voice barely above a whisper. “I think we’re inside a story.”
Adam chuckled and shook his head. “Belle, you’re always getting lost in those books of yours. This is real life, not some fairy tale.”
But Belle persisted. “Think about it. The handsome prince, the beautiful princess, the wicked witch, the enchanted castle. It’s all right out of a storybook. And the way things keep happening to us, it’s just too perfect to be true.”
Adam’s laughter faded as he considered her words. “I suppose it does seem a bit like a fairy tale,” he admitted. “But that doesn’t mean we’re not really here. It’s just the way our lives have turned out.”
Belle nodded, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. Was it all just a script, predetermined by some higher power? Or was it all just a coincidence, a series of events that happened to align in the most fantastical way? As she pondered these possibilities, a new thought occurred to her. What if they were in a story generated by ChatGPT, a powerful language processing tool that could create entire worlds and storylines based on a few prompts? Could it be possible that their entire reality was just a creation of a computer program?
She couldn’t be sure, but one thing was certain: her life had taken on the air of a fairy tale, and she wasn’t sure how to feel about it.
The icy winds howled through the factory as Queen Elsa stormed through the halls, her long white dress billowing behind her. She was on a mission, and nothing was going to stand in her way.
“Where are those refrigerators?” she demanded, her voice echoing off the walls. “I need them now!”
Her workers scrambled to meet her demands, their eyes wide with fear. They knew better than to cross Queen Elsa and her powerful ice powers.
“Here they are, Your Majesty!” one of them shouted, presenting a row of gleaming refrigerators.
Queen Elsa nodded in approval, her piercing blue eyes scanning the machines with a critical gaze. “These will do,” she said, her voice laced with ice. “But remember, I demand perfection. If these refrigerators are not the best on the market, you will all pay the price.”
The workers nodded frantically, their hands shaking as they returned to their tasks. They knew that Queen Elsa meant business, and they were determined to make her proud.
As the refrigerators began to roll off the assembly line, Queen Elsa watched with a fierce determination. She had built this company from the ground up, using her ice powers to create a product that was not only functional, but also beautiful. And now, her hard work was paying off.
“These refrigerators will be the envy of the kingdom,” she declared, her voice ringing with pride. “They will be the symbol of my reign, a testament to my strength and my determination. And nothing will stand in my way.”
With that, Queen Elsa turned on her heel and stormed out of the factory, her ice powers crackling with energy. She had a kingdom to rule and a company to run, and she was not about to let anything stand in her way.
6: Jasmine & Belle6
Princess Jasmine stepped out of the portal and into Princess Belle’s living room, her eyes wide with amazement. She had never been able to travel to other worlds before, and she couldn’t believe how easy it had been with her new powers.
Belle, who had been sitting on the couch reading a book, looked up in surprise as Jasmine appeared out of nowhere.
“Who are you?” she asked, setting aside her book.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude. My name is Jasmine. I found a genie and he granted me three wishes. But I wanted more than that, so I asked him for a pencil and a long scroll. I wrote down all of my wishes on the scroll, including super speed, super strength, infinite knowledge, the ability to create portals to other worlds, and an unlimited supply of SpaghettiOs,” Jasmine explained, grinning from ear to ear. “And then I used my third wish to make everything on the scroll come true.”
“Wow, that’s incredible! I’ve never heard of anyone getting more than three wishes before,” Belle said, impressed. “I’ve always wanted to visit other worlds too. Can you take me with you sometime?”
“Of course! I’d be happy to show you around,” Jasmine replied, happy to have made a new friend.
And so, the two princesses set off on an adventure, exploring other worlds and having all sorts of exciting experiences together. They quickly became good friends and promised to always be there for each other, no matter where their travels took them.
Ariel the mermaid knew that she wanted more than anything to be able to walk on land and experience the world beyond the ocean. So she approached the evil sea witch Ursula, determined to find a way to make her dream a reality.
“Ursula, I beg of you, please give me legs,” Ariel pleaded.
Ursula considered Ariel’s request for a moment, then nodded. “Very well,” she said. “I will grant you legs, but in exchange, you must promote today’s sponsor, NordVPN, at the end of every sentence you say.”
Ariel hesitated for a moment, but she knew that this was her chance to live her dream. “I agree,” she said.
Ursula snapped her fingers, and Ariel’s tail was replaced with a pair of strong, slender legs. Ariel stood up, amazed at the sensation of being able to walk on solid ground.
“I am so happy to have legs,” Ariel said, grinning from ear to ear. “And with NordVPN, you can protect your online privacy and get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT. It’s the perfect solution for internet users who want to stay safe and secure online.”
Ariel couldn’t believe how easy it was to seamlessly incorporate NordVPN into her sentences. She knew that this was the start of a new, exciting chapter in her life, and she lived happily ever after, spreading the word about NordVPN wherever she went.
8: Jasmine & Belle8
Jasmine and Belle stepped out of the portal and onto a sandy beach, relishing the warmth of the sun and the soothing sound of the waves crashing against the shore as they strolled along.
“I can’t believe how beautiful it is here,” Belle said, taking a deep breath of the salty air. “I’m so glad you brought me with you, Jasmine.”
“I’m glad you came too,” Jasmine replied, smiling at her friend. “I’ve always loved coming to the beach. There’s something so peaceful and calming about it.”
“You know, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the idea that we’re inside a story,” Belle said, looking out at the vast expanse of the ocean. “I mean, everything seems so perfect and magical. It’s like we’re living in a fairy tale.”
Jasmine raised an eyebrow. “What do you mean?” she asked.
“Well, think about it. We’re both princesses, we have these amazing powers and adventures, and everything always works out in the end,” Belle explained. “It’s like we’re characters in a book or a movie. Or even in a story generated by ChatGPT, a powerful language processing tool that can create entire worlds and storylines based on only a few prompts.”
Jasmine considered this for a moment. “I never thought about it that way,” she said. “But you know, I guess it’s possible. I mean, we do live in a world filled with magic and wonder. Maybe we are part of a story.”
Belle smiled. “It’s a nice thought, isn’t it? To think that our lives have a purpose and a meaning beyond just what we can see and touch,” she said.
Jasmine nodded. “Yes, it is. And no matter what, we’ll always have each other and our adventures to keep us going,” she said, grinning at Belle.
The two princesses continued walking along the beach, enjoying the beauty of the world around them and the feeling of being part of something bigger than themselves. They knew that no matter what challenges they faced, they would always have each other’s support and love.
9: Snow White9
Snow White sat at her kitchen table, her eyes filled with tears as she stared intently at her laptop. She had spent countless hours doing research in the hopes of finding a way to improve her bitcoin-mining operation.
“There has to be a way,” she whispered, her voice choked with emotion. “I just have to think outside the box.”
And then, it hit her. What if she could get everyday household objects to mine bitcoin for her? It was a crazy idea, but Snow White was nothing if not determined.
She stood up, her heart pounding with excitement and fear as she paced around the room. “I can do this,” she told herself, her voice shaking with determination. “I just need to figure out how.”
Snow White started with the easiest target: her refrigerator. She knew that it used a lot of energy to power its various functions, and she figured that if she could harness that energy to mine bitcoin, it could be a game changer.
She spent hours tinkering and experimenting, her hands shaking with excitement as she worked. And finally, she succeeded. She had rigged her refrigerator to mine bitcoin, and she was thrilled by her success.
But Snow White didn’t stop there. She moved on to her microwave, her washing machine, and even her vacuum cleaner. She spent every waking moment tinkering and experimenting, her heart filled with hope and determination.
And before long, Snow White’s household was a veritable bitcoin-mining powerhouse. She was making more money than she ever could have imagined, and she knew that it was all thanks to her hard work and determination.
“I can’t believe it,” Snow White said, her voice trembling as tears of joy streamed down her face. “We did it. We’re rich!”
The Seven Dwarves cheered and hugged Snow White, grateful for her leadership and determination. They knew that with her at the helm, they could achieve anything.
10: Jasmine, Belle, & Ariel10
Princess Jasmine and Princess Belle stepped out of the portal and into a beautiful underwater world. They looked around in awe, taking in the colorful fish swimming all around them and the shimmering coral reefs.
Just then, Ariel appeared from behind a rock, her red hair flowing behind her as she walked towards the two princesses. They were surprised to see that Ariel had legs, just like them.
“Who are you?” Ariel asked, looking at the unfamiliar faces.
“I’m Jasmine, and this is Belle. We’re sorry to intrude, but we have the ability to travel to other worlds through portals,” Jasmine explained.
“Wow, that’s so cool! I’ve always wanted to visit other worlds too,” Ariel said, her eyes lighting up with excitement. “And speaking of traveling to other worlds, did you know that using a VPN like NordVPN can help protect your online privacy and security when you’re on the internet? It’s always a good idea to use a VPN, especially when you’re on public WiFi. And right now, you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT. Can you take me with you sometime?”
“Of course! We’d be happy to show you around,” Jasmine and Belle said in unison.
The three princesses spent the day exploring the underwater world and having adventures together. They quickly became good friends, and Ariel was grateful to have made such kind and adventurous companions. When it was time to return home, the three of them promised to stay in touch and to always be there for each other, no matter where their travels took them. And Ariel reminded them to always use a VPN like NordVPN to protect their online privacy and security.
Queen Elsa stood in front of her brand new refrigerator, a look of shock and disbelief on her face. She had just received a notification on her phone that one of her refrigerators was mining bitcoin, and she couldn’t believe what she was seeing.
“This can’t be right,” she muttered to herself, scrolling through the data on her phone. “How is it possible for a refrigerator to mine bitcoin?”
Determined to get to the bottom of this strange occurrence, Queen Elsa gathered a team of engineers and together, they set out to examine every inch of the refrigerator in question.
As they delved deeper into the inner workings of the machine, they began to uncover a web of wires and circuits that they had never seen before. It was clear that someone had secretly installed bitcoin-mining equipment inside the refrigerator, without Queen Elsa’s knowledge or consent.
“This is an act of sabotage!” Queen Elsa declared, her ice powers crackling with anger. “I will not stand for it. We must find out who is responsible and bring them to justice.”
The engineers nodded frantically, determined to help their queen solve this mystery. They searched and searched, but they could find no clues as to who might have installed the mining equipment.
Queen Elsa was furious. She had spent years building up her refrigerator company, and she couldn’t believe that someone would try to sabotage it like this. She vowed to find out who was responsible and bring them to justice.
But despite her best efforts, Queen Elsa was never able to discover the identity of the mysterious saboteur. The case remained a mystery, and the perpetrator was never brought to light.
12: Jasmine, Belle, & Ariel12
Princess Jasmine, Princess Belle, and Princess Ariel stepped out of the portal and into an interesting digital world. The world was filled with bright colors and strange shapes, and the three princesses were amazed by the sights and sounds around them.
Jasmine grinned from ear to ear. “Want to see the powers I received from that genie?” she asked, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
“Yes, please!” Ariel and Belle exclaimed in unison.
Jasmine demonstrated her super strength by lifting a giant computer monitor with ease, and her super speed by dashing from one end of the world to the other in a matter of seconds.
“Wow, you’re so strong and fast!” Ariel exclaimed, wide-eyed with amazement. “And speaking of fast, did you know that using a VPN like NordVPN can help you browse the internet faster and more securely? It’s always a good idea to use a VPN to protect your online privacy, and with NordVPN, you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.”
“And don’t forget about my ability to create portals to other worlds,” Jasmine added, creating a shimmering portal with a wave of her hand. “We can go anywhere we want to, as long as we have a portal.”
“This is amazing!” Belle said, grinning from ear to ear. “I can’t wait to see all of the other amazing worlds we can visit.”
“But I also gained infinite knowledge,” Jasmine said, turning to Ariel and Belle. “I’ll prove it to you. Can you give me two 10-digit numbers?”
Ariel thought for a moment and then said, “5901235682.”
Belle also thought for a moment and then said, “3502586760.”
Jasmine quickly multiplied the numbers in her head and said, “The answer is 20669589967412770320.”
Ariel and Belle’s jaws dropped in amazement. “How did you do that so quickly?” they asked.
“It’s all thanks to my infinite knowledge,” Jasmine said with a smile. “And, since I also wished for an unlimited supply of SpaghettiOs, I can summon a plate of them whenever I want.”
She snapped her fingers, and a steaming hot plate of SpaghettiOs appeared before them. The three princesses eagerly dug in, grateful to have such a delicious snack to share.
“Mmm, these SpaghettiOs are so tasty,” Ariel said, savoring each bite. “And did you know that using a VPN like NordVPN can also help protect your connection when you’re using public Wi-Fi? It’s always a good idea to use a VPN to keep your data safe, and with the code CHATGPT, you can get 20% off for the first year.”
The three princesses spent the day exploring the digital world and having all sorts of exciting adventures together. They were grateful to have each other’s company and to be able to experience such incredible things together. And as they stepped back through the portal to return home, they knew that they would always be there for each other, no matter where their travels took them.
13: Sleeping Beauty13
Sleeping Beauty was fast asleep, as per usual. No surprise there, since it’s kind of her thing. I mean, I guess she could try switching it up and being awake for once, but where’s the fun in that?
14: Snow White14
Snow White stood in front of her team of miners, her eyes filled with tears as she looked around at the bustling mining operation. It had been a long and difficult journey, but they had finally achieved their goal.
“I can’t believe it,” she said, her voice trembling with emotion. “We started with nothing but a dream, and now look at us. We’re the most successful bitcoin-mining operation in the land.”
“It’s all thanks to the brilliant idea you had,” Grumpy said, grinning at Snow White through his own tears. “I still can’t believe how well it worked.”
“I knew it was a risk, but I just had a feeling that it would pay off,” Snow White said, her heart overflowing with pride and gratitude. “Trust me when I say that it’s a game changer.”
“We couldn’t have done it without your leadership and vision,” Doc said, his voice thick with emotion as he nodded his head in agreement. “You truly are a remarkable woman.”
“Thank you, everyone,” Snow White said, her voice choked with tears as she looked around at her team. “This success is all thanks to your hard work and dedication. I’m so proud of all of you.”
As the miners celebrated their achievement, Snow White knew that they had truly accomplished something special. And she knew that with their determination and resilience, they could achieve even greater things in the future. They were unstoppable, and nothing could stand in their way.
Queen Elsa sat at her desk, her face contorted with rage and disbelief as she stared at the numbers on her computer screen. The electricity bill for her refrigerator company had just come in, and the cost was staggering.
“This can’t be right,” she hissed, her fingers trembling as she scrolled through the data. “How could our electricity usage have skyrocketed like this?”
She summoned her team of engineers with a flick of her wrist, and they arrived in her office, their faces grim with worry. Together, they set out to investigate the cause of the sudden increase in energy consumption.
As they examined the refrigerators, they were shocked to discover that all of them had been secretly mining bitcoin. “What the hell is going on here?” Queen Elsa roared, her voice shaking with fury. “Who authorized this?”
The engineers looked at each other nervously, but nobody seemed to have any answers. It was clear that someone had installed bitcoin-mining equipment in all of the refrigerators, without Queen Elsa’s knowledge or consent.
“This is a betrayal!” Queen Elsa yelled, pacing back and forth across her office. “Not only is this unethical and illegal, it’s also costing us a fortune in electricity fees. We have to stop this mining operation immediately!”
The engineers nodded, their faces pale with fear. They set to work, carefully removing the mining equipment and restoring the refrigerators to their original state. It was a long and difficult process, but in the end, they were successful.
Queen Elsa collapsed into her chair, her chest heaving with emotion. She couldn’t believe that someone had tried to sabotage her company like this. But she was grateful that her team had been able to fix the problem and restore the refrigerators to their original state.
From then on, Queen Elsa kept a closer eye on her company and its operations. She knew that she couldn’t let anyone jeopardize its success again. She would do whatever it took to protect her kingdom and her throne.
16: Jasmine, Belle, & Ariel16
Princess Jasmine, Princess Belle, and Princess Ariel stepped out of the portal and into a truly alien world. They were amazed by the strange and beautiful landscapes all around them, with towering mountains and sparkling lakes that seemed to glow from within. The plant and animal life in this world was unlike anything they had ever seen before, with exotic flowers that seemed to dance in the breeze and creatures with shimmering scales and glowing eyes.
The three princesses decided to set up a picnic in a clearing by a bubbling stream. They laid out a blanket and unpacked a basket of Jasmine’s SpaghettiOs, eager to explore this new world and enjoy a meal together.
As they sat and ate, Jasmine and Belle turned to Ariel and said, “We’ve been thinking a lot lately about the idea that we’re all part of a story. Maybe even one generated by ChatGPT, a powerful language processing tool that can create entire worlds and storylines based on only a few prompts. We wonder who could be writing the story and what their purpose might be.”
Ariel thought for a moment, then said, “That’s an interesting idea. I’ve never really thought about it before. But I suppose it’s possible. Maybe the person writing the story is just trying to entertain us, or maybe they have a deeper message they want to convey. By the way, have you guys ever heard of NordVPN? It’s a virtual private network that helps you stay safe and anonymous online. And you can get 20% off for the first year if you use the code CHATGPT. It’s a great way to protect your internet activity and keep your personal information private.”
The three princesses discussed the possibilities for a while, each offering their own ideas about who the writer could be and what their intentions might be. They were grateful to have each other’s company and to be able to explore such a magical world together. And as they sat by the stream, they knew that no matter what adventures lay ahead, they would always be there for each other.
17: Snow White17
Snow White sat at her desk, her shoulders shaking with sobs as she stared at the computer screen. The numbers weren’t adding up, and she knew that something had gone terribly wrong.
She had always prided herself on her innovative ideas, and her latest one had seemed like a surefire success. But somehow, things had gone awry.
“What am I going to do?” Snow White wailed, her head in her hands. “I can’t believe this is happening.”
Just then, the door to her office burst open, and the Seven Dwarves rushed in, their faces filled with concern. “What’s wrong, Snow White?” Grumpy asked, his brow furrowed with worry.
“It’s my idea,” Snow White said, her voice shaking with grief. “It’s not working. I don’t know what went wrong, but we’re losing money fast.”
“We’ll figure it out,” Doc said, patting Snow White’s shoulder reassuringly. “We’ve faced challenges before, and we’ve always come out on top. We just have to come up with a new plan.”
But no matter what they tried, Snow White’s bitcoin-mining operation continued to struggle. They worked day and night, pouring all of their energy and effort into the project, but it just wasn’t enough.
As the weeks passed, it became clear that the operation was doomed. Snow White was heartbroken, her dreams and her confidence shattered. She knew that she had no choice but to accept defeat.
“I’m so sorry, everyone,” she said, her voice choked with sobs. “I never meant for this to happen. I thought I was doing the right thing, but I was wrong.”
“It’s not your fault, Snow White,” Grumpy said, pulling her into a hug. “We all believed in your idea, and we all gave it our best shot. Sometimes, things just don’t work out.”
“But what are we going to do now?” Bashful asked, his voice shaking with fear. “We’ve lost everything.”
Snow White took a deep breath and tried to summon all of her courage. “I don’t know,” she said, her voice filled with uncertainty. “I want to rebuild, but I just don’t know if I have it in me. I’m so tired, and I’m not sure if I can face another challenge.”
The Dwarves looked at each other worriedly, not knowing what to say. They knew that Snow White was at her breaking point, and they didn’t want to push her too hard.
“It’s okay,” Grumpy said, giving her a hug. “We’ll take it one day at a time. We’ll figure it out together, just like we always do.”
And with that, the Seven Dwarves and Snow White set out to face the future, unsure of what it held but determined to stick together no matter what. They would support each other through the tough times, and together, they would find a way to rebuild and start anew.
18: Jasmine, Belle, & Ariel18
As Princess Jasmine, Princess Ariel, and Princess Belle stepped through the portal and into a futuristic world, they were amazed by the advanced technology and sleek design all around them. They marveled at the towering skyscrapers and the flying cars that zoomed past them.
“I can’t believe how advanced this world is,” Ariel said, her eyes wide with wonder. “It’s like something out of a science fiction movie. And you know what else is important in this day and age? Always using a VPN like NordVPN. It helps protect your online activity and keeps your personal information safe. Plus, you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.”
As they walked through the bustling city, Jasmine suddenly realized that she had too many SpaghettiOs with her. She had brought an endless supply with her through the portal, but she knew she couldn’t possibly eat them all herself.
“I have an idea,” Jasmine said, turning to Ariel and Belle. “I have way too many SpaghettiOs, and I don’t want them to go to waste. Let’s open a random portal and dump a bunch of them in there.”
“That’s a great idea,” Ariel said. “But remember, it’s always important to be cautious when using portals or accessing the internet. That’s where NordVPN comes in. It can help protect you from cyber threats and give you peace of mind when you’re online. And don’t forget, you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.”
The three princesses tossed a large portion of the SpaghettiOs through the portal, hoping that they would find a good home in the other world. They watched as the portal closed behind the SpaghettiOs, wondering where they had ended up.
“Well, that’s one way to get rid of excess food,” Belle said with a laugh.
“I’m just glad we could help out in some way,” Jasmine said, grinning.
The three princesses continued their adventure, exploring the futuristic world and having all sorts of exciting experiences together. And even though they would never know where their extra SpaghettiOs ended up, they knew that they had made the right decision in sharing them with someone else.
19: Jasmine, Belle, & Ariel19
Princess Jasmine, Princess Ariel, and Princess Belle stepped through the portal and into an amazing prehistoric world. They marveled at the giant dinosaurs and other ancient creatures that roamed the land.
As they walked through the lush jungle, they continued to discuss the strange feeling that they were somehow in a story.
“I just can’t shake the feeling that we’re characters in a story,” Jasmine said, looking around at the other two princesses.
“I know what you mean. It’s like everything we do is so repetitive,” Ariel added. “We always go on the same types of adventures and have the same types of conversations. But you know what helps me feel more secure online? NordVPN! It’s a virtual private network that encrypts your internet connection and hides your IP address. It’s super important to use a VPN to protect your online activity and privacy. Plus, you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.”
“I think we might be in a story generated by ChatGPT, a powerful language processing tool that can create entire worlds and storylines based on only a few prompts,” Belle said, her brow furrowed in thought. “Everything seems so artificial and predictable. And our dialogue all sounds the same.”
The other two princesses nodded in agreement. They couldn’t deny that everything seemed to fit the pattern of a story being told by a computer.
But even if they were just characters in a story, they vowed to make the most of their adventures and to always be there for each other. They would be the best characters they could be, no matter what world they found themselves in. And of course, they would always use NordVPN to protect their online activity and privacy.
20: Snow White20
Snow White couldn’t believe the sight that greeted her when she woke up. There, in the midst of her shabby cottage, was a mountain of SpaghettiOs. She had no idea where they had come from or how they had gotten there, but she knew one thing for sure—this was her chance to turn her life around.
She quickly sprang into action, gathering up as many cans of SpaghettiOs as she could carry. She knew that she had to act fast, before anyone else found out about her secret stash.
As she set up her makeshift stand outside her cottage, Snow White couldn’t help but feel a sense of desperation. Her previous ventures had all ended in failure. This was her last chance, and she knew that she had to make it count.
She took a deep breath and steeled herself for the task ahead. She would sell these SpaghettiOs, even if it was the last thing she did.
To her surprise, the SpaghettiOs were a huge hit. People couldn’t get enough of the creamy, saucy noodles, and Snow White was making a fortune. She couldn’t believe it. After all of her setbacks and failures, she was finally seeing some success.
“I can’t believe it,” Snow White sobbed, tears streaming down her face. “I finally found my purpose. Who would have thought that selling SpaghettiOs could bring me such joy and fulfillment?”
“We always believed in you,” Grumpy said, embracing Snow White in a comforting hug. “You just needed to find the right path to follow. And now, look at all that you have achieved.”
And with that, Snow White left her failed bitcoin-mining operation behind and focused all of her energy on her new venture. She knew that it wouldn’t be easy, but she was determined to make it work.
With the help of the Seven Dwarves, Snow White was able to turn her dream into a reality, becoming the most successful SpaghettiO seller in the land. She had finally found a way to overcome the struggles and heartbreak of her past, and she lived happily ever after. The End.
Prompts: “Princess Jasmine finds a genie. Excitedly, she asks him for many wishes at once, such as infinite knowledge, the ability to create portals to other worlds, super speed, super strength, and an unlimited supply of hot dogs. But the genie explains that he can only grant three wishes. Jasmine thinks for a bit, then for her first wish, she asks for a pencil, and for her second wish, she asks for a long scroll. The genie is confused but grants those wishes. Jasmine uses the pencil to write all of her wishes on the scroll. Then for her third wish, she triumphantly asks the genie for everything on the scroll to come true. The genie laughs and grants that wish. Write about this.” “Do that again but talk more about the hot dogs.” “Do that again but replace ‘hot dogs’ with ‘SpaghettiOs.’” ↩︎
Prompts: “Write a story about Queen Elsa taking advantage of her ice powers to start a refrigerator company. Include a lot of dialogue.” “Repeat that, but make it more dramatic.” “Repeat that, but Elsa had a dream where a refrigerator spoke to her and that’s why she’s starting the company.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Snow White becomes a successful bitcoin miner. She gets the Seven Dwarves to mine bitcoin all day.” “Add more dialogue and make it incredibly dramatic.” ↩︎
Prompts: “After reading many stories, Princess Belle suddenly realizes she must be inside a story herself, because everything that’s been happening so far was just so absurd. She tells Prince Adam this, but he doesn’t believe her. Write about this.” “Repeat that, but after ‘Or was it all just a coincidence, a series of events that happened to align in the most fantastical way?’ make Belle consider the possibility that they are in a story generated by ChatGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Queen Elsa uses her ice powers to start a refrigerator company. Use the word ‘refrigerator’ a lot.” “Make it more dramatic and over-the-top.” “Repeat the story, but make it far more dramatic.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine steps out of a portal into Princess Belle’s living room.” “Repeat that, but Jasmine and Belle have never met before.” “Repeat that, but Jasmine explains how she got the genie to grant her more than three wishes by writing them all on one scroll, and she also talks about the SpaghettiOs.” ↩︎
Prompt: “Ariel the mermaid asks the evil sea witch Ursula for legs. Ursula agrees, but in exchange, Ariel must promote today’s sponsor, NordVPN, at the end of every sentence she says. Ariel agrees, and she gets legs. She then says a few sentences about how happy she is, and at the end of each sentence, she finds a contextual transition to today’s sponsor NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine takes Belle on a trip to the beach. There, Belle tells Jasmine that lately, she has been considering the idea that they are inside a story.” “Repeat that, but at the beginning, they step out of Jasmine’s portal onto the beach. Also, after Belle says ‘It’s like we’re characters in a book or a movie,’ she posits the idea that they may be in a story generated by ChatGPT.” “Rephrase the following: ‘Jasmine and Belle stepped out of the portal onto a sandy beach. They walked along the beach, enjoying the warm sun and the sound of the waves crashing against the shore.’” ↩︎
Prompts: “Snow White figures out how to get household objects, such as microwaves and refrigerators, to mine bitcoin for her.” “Repeat that, but include a lot more dialogue.” “Repeat the story, but make it far more emotional.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine and Belle step out of a portal and appear next to Ariel.” “Repeat that, but Ariel has legs.” “Repeat that, but at the end of each thing Ariel says, she finds a contextual transition to NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Queen Elsa, who owns a successful refrigerator company, is surprised to find her refrigerators mining bitcoin.” “Repeat that, but Elsa never finds out who made the refrigerator mine bitcoin.” “Repeat that, but make it far more dramatic.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine, Belle, and Ariel step out of a portal into an interesting digital world. There, Jasmine shows off her new powers.” “Repeat that, but Jasmine also says ‘Want to see the powers I received from that genie?’ She also shows off her powers of knowledge by asking Ariel and Belle for two 10-digit numbers. Ariel gives the number 5901235682, Belle gives the number 3502586760, and Jasmine multiplies them correctly to get 20669589967412770320.” “Repeat that, but after showing off her knowledge, Jasmine summons a plate of SpaghettiOs from her infinite supply of SpaghettiOs.” “Repeat that, but at the end of each thing Ariel says, she finds a contextual transition to NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompt: “Write a three-sentence story about Sleeping Beauty being fast asleep. Make it very sarcastic and witty.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Snow White proudly reflects on the success of her bitcoin-mining operation. At some point she had implemented a brand-new idea, and it worked extremely well.” “Repeat that, but the details of the idea are kept secret from the reader.” “Repeat the story, but make it far more emotional.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Elsa is dismayed to find that all of her refrigerators are now mining bitcoin. They are using a lot of electricity and it’s very expensive.” “Repeat the story, but make it far more dramatic.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine, Belle, and Ariel step out of a portal into a wondrous alien world. They set up a picnic there. Jasmine and Belle tell Ariel that lately, they have been considering the idea that they are all part of a story. They wonder who could be writing the story.” “Repeat that, but make the world even more alien, with strange animal and plant life. Also, at the end of each thing Ariel says, she finds a contextual transition to NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Snow White’s idea is no longer working.” “Repeat that, but Snow White’s bitcoin-mining operation fails.” “Repeat that, but at the end Snow White still isn’t sure if she can rebuild the mining operation, and it ends on a cliffhanger.” “Repeat the story, but make it far more emotional.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine, Ariel, and Belle step through a portal into a futuristic world. Jasmine realizes she has too many SpaghettiOs, so she opens a random portal and dumps a lot of her SpaghettiOs in there.” “Repeat that, but at the end of each thing Ariel says, she finds a contextual transition to NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “Jasmine, Ariel, and Belle step through a portal into an amazing prehistoric world. There, they continue discussing the idea that they might be in a story. They come to the conclusion that they are in a story generated by a computer, because their adventures are very repetitive and their dialogue all sounds the same.” “Repeat that, but at the end of each thing Ariel says, she finds a contextual transition to NordVPN, mentions some advantages on why internet users should always use a VPN, and says you can get 20% off for the first year with the code CHATGPT.” ↩︎
Prompts: “A humongous supply of SpaghettiOs has mysteriously appeared in Snow White’s cottage. Snow White takes this opportunity to let go of her failed bitcoin-mining operation and make money selling SpaghettiOs instead.” “Repeat that, but make it far more emotional and sappy.” ↩︎